Clansman of the Month: March 2025

 

# Clansman of the Month  # Blast Off!  # A Lip Biting Good Time
# Big Hairy Dick  # Hard As Rock
# The Face of A Man  # A Perfect Beard  # A Handsome Jack
# Our Right To Manspread  # Fit For A Man's Life
# A Movement To Preserve Our Foreskins

Our Clansman of the Month for March 2025 has a gleeful & manly handful of something big, hairy, and hard.  There's so many great things about being a man, and that's so easy to pleasure ourselves is just one.  Truthfully, I selected this month's clansman because I recalled March to be National Masturbation Month, but after double-checking, I found that it's actually May.  Oh, well, I'm not stressing.  At the Clan of Men, every month is a month of manly merriment in all the ways that make us merry, including choking the chicken or rousing the rooster whenever we feel like it. Mr. March is having too good time with his damn-fine cock-a-doodle-doo to wait until May.