A lot of people working at home these days.  I am.

 If you're a well-hung guy, you should work naked, if you aren't already.
Your big bad boy will appreciate the freedom,
and your big dick is a welcome distraction during those long tedious conference calls.

 When you go to office, you may "dress to impress,"
 but if you are a man with a BIG HAIRY DICK,
you should "undress to impress."

Let's lose our pants any chance we get!